About us

WELCOME TO HNHMESS — THE FUTURE OF PLEASURE

Born from the beautiful chaos of queer nightlife, unapologetic style, and sex-positive rebellion, HNHMESS isn’t just a brand — it’s a full-body exhale.

We’re the uncensored lovechild of HOTMESS London, built to disrupt and delight. Here, lube meets lifestyle, and your top drawer becomes a statement. HNHMESS exists for the ones who stay out too late, get up too early, and live loud in between. We don’t tone it down — we bottle it.

Crafted with precision, powered by AI, and unapologetically queer, our mission is clear: better lube, bolder looks, no shame. From our signature HNHMESS HOT LUBE to limited accessories that speak your language, we design for the moments that matter — the messy ones, the sweaty ones, the real ones.

We believe pleasure is political, design is personal, and queerness is power. That’s why every product we make blends smart formulas, sharp aesthetics, and raw identity. No fake clean. No corporate polish. Just hardcore joy in high-definition.

Welcome to your new favorite mess.

HNHMESS — Your lube. Your rules.